Best Jokes For Kids: Told By My 5-Year-Old

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“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.” –Audrey Hepburn

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” –Charles Dickens

“If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.” –Robert Frost

“Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.” –Lucy Maud Montgomery

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.” –Maya Angelou


It has been so much fun to watch my son’s personality emerge, more and more, since he started pre-k in August. I like to catch the little sayings or words that he uses out of the blue, and I think, “yep he must have learned that one at school.” ❤ His teacher must love telling jokes, or maybe another kid at school, because he comes home at least once a week with a new joke to share with me.

Since tomorrow is Monday (ugh), I thought I would share a few laughs with you. Nikola and I sat down and wrote this together, so here are the

Best Jokes For Kids (Told By My 5-Year-Old) 

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

  • A dino-snore!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

  • Because she was stuffed.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

  • Between us, something smells!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

  • Frostbite!

Why did the student eat his homework?

  • Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

  • Because 7, 8, 9
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What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?

  • A wise quacker

What kind of water cannot freeze?

  • Hot water.

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

  • Where is pop corn?

How do you talk to a giant?

  • Use big words!

What animal is always at a baseball game?

  • A bat.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

  • It waves.

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

  • Twister

What did the banana say to the dog?

  • Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

How do you make a tissue dance?

  • You put a little boogie in it.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

  • Arrrrr
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“But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” -Isaiah 40:31




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