“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.” –
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” –
“If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.” –
“Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.” –
“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t laugh.” –
It has been so much fun to watch my son’s personality emerge, more and more, since he started pre-k in August. I like to catch the little sayings or words that he uses out of the blue, and I think, “yep he must have learned that one at school.” <3 His teacher must love telling jokes, or maybe another kid at school, because he comes home at least once a week with a new joke to share with me.
Since tomorrow is Monday (ugh), I thought I would share a few laughs with you. Nikola and I sat down and wrote this together, so here are the
Best Jokes For Kids (Told By My 5-Year-Old)
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
- A dino-snore!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
- Because she was stuffed.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
- Between us, something smells!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Why did the student eat his homework?
- Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
- Because 7, 8, 9
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
- A wise quacker
What kind of water cannot freeze?
- Hot water.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
- Where is pop corn?
How do you talk to a giant?
- Use big words!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
- A bat.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
- It waves.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
What did the banana say to the dog?
- Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
How do you make a tissue dance?
- You put a little boogie in it.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
“But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.” -Isaiah 40:31